Eternal student
Very insecure archaeologist to be
Neurotic writer
Formerly voracious reader
Fan
Lifelong closet SF lover recently come out
Lover of the English language
Tea addict
Active at night
Geek
Hypochondriac
Friend (trying to be a good)
Lazy
Ambitious
Obsessive
Part-time psychological exhibitionist
Only accidentally not born with green hair
Dances when no one is watching